Life truly is short. Don’t take it for granted.


if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

(via uncharted-dreamer)


"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via mxcleod)


ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier, via 1truepairing)